In a land of myth and a time of magic

I will hurt you for this. A day will come when you think you are safe and happy and your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth, and you will know the debt is paid.

Scary Halfman is here and he threatens you. Better run for your life.

I have your little whore.

#put down the wine cersei #das enough

She likes wine that’s for sure hehe

I’m reblogging almost the entire scene between these two because they’re the bomb together.

Sorry but not sorry.

beximilian:

ROOD, CERSEI

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#You can’t see his tears behind the curtain

Varys: On the Summer Isles they worship a fertility goddess with sixteen teats
Tyrion: We should sail there immediately

Also Tyrion-Varys duo :P

Sarcastic Bronn FTW

An history of the great sieges of Westeros by archmaester Ch’vyalthan

#Will someone please just give me a Westeros version of The Hangover with those two?

onlybylaura:

#GPOY READING ASOIAF SERIES

^This tag

kaava:

fortinbrasftw:

I’d just like to give a big fuck you to whoever took his hat away. Seriously? He was the only one properly prepared

I guess we know why…

Fuck My Life

This is more like Jon Snow :P